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Chapstick – n. a femme lesbian who maintains minimally
Cliterfearance – v. the lesbian version of cock-blocking (also known as a ‘Beaver-Dam’.
Dykealike/Doppelbanger – n. dating a woman who looks just like you/morphs into another version of you.
Dyke-o-nomics (submitted by L) – n. the way lesbians interact, work, and exist.
Faux Mo (submitted by L) – n. straight girls who act/look/seem interested in being queer, but are as straight as they come. Bummer.
FLA (submitted by L) – n. future lesbians of America (also known as “baby dykes”)
Fruit Fly (submitted by L) – n. A woman who is friends with a gay or bisexual man but who does not have an interest in seducing them like many fag hags do. Mostly because they are lesbians.
Gaybie – n. a child either adopted by a homosexual couple, a child conceived by a lesbian couple through artificial insemination, or a child carried by a surrogate for a homosexual couple.
Gold-star – adj. describing a lesbian who has never had sexual intercourse with a male
Being a gold-star lesbian is an excellent method of birth control.
Hasbian (submitted by K) – n. A former lesbian who is now in a heterosexual relationship.
Usage from The L Word:
PEGGY PEABODY: I was a lesbian in 1974.
BETTE: Just 1974?
PEGGY: Just 1974. That was all I needed.
BETTE: Well, you know, that is what we refer to as a “has-bian.”
Hundred Footer (submitted by Kennishah) – n. a lesbian one can notice from 100 ft. away
Lensbian – n. a woman who engages in lesbian behavior overtly soley for the camera
Usage: While some believe Lohan had genuine feelings for Samantha, most of the American public insist that Lindsey is nothing more than a lensbian.
Lesbro – n. A non-creepy straight guy who really just wants to hang with the dykes.
LUG (lesbian until Graduation) – n. the dorm roommate experimenter who stops lesbian encounters after college.
LURD (lesbian until release date) – n. a female inmate who, do to the lack of men in prison, resort to lesbianism
Noodle (submitted by Val) – n. a curious straight woman. Straight until she is wet. Also, Spaghetti. (ty, Arimarie)
Pillow princess – n. a lesbian who is more than willing to receive oral sex from a woman, but not at all willing to perform oral sex on another woman
Platinum-star – adj. describing a lesbian who has not even kissed a male
Usage: She was a platinum star lesbian who wondered what it was like to kiss someone with a mustache.
Pumps (submitted by Kennishah) – n. femme
Pants (submitted by Kennishah) – n. butch
Sport fishing – v. when a straight girl flirts with a lesbian with no intention of following through, testing whether or not she can get a lesbian want her. Called sport fishing because no one eats any fish.
U-haul – v. to move in with another lesbian woman after only dating or barely knowing the woman
Usage: The problem with Kathleen and Nina was they moved too fast; they totally u-hauled after a week of knowing each other.