Your source for any and all lezzy and queer girl words. Have a new one? Let us know in the comments below. Also, if you find an excellent video/image/quote to represent one of these definitions, send away. contact@thelstop.org
Chapstick - n. a femme lesbian who maintains minimally
Cliterfearance – v. the lesbian version of cock-blocking (also known as a ‘Beaver-Dam’.
Dykealike/Doppelbanger – n. dating a woman who looks just like you/morphs into another version of you.
Dyke-o-nomics (submitted by L) – n. the way lesbians interact, work, and exist.
Faux Mo (submitted by L) – n. straight girls who act/look/seem interested in being queer, but are as straight as they come. Bummer.
FLA (submitted by L) – n. future lesbians of America (also known as “baby dykes”)
Fruit Fly (submitted by L) – n. A woman who is friends with a gay or bisexual man but who does not have an interest in seducing them like many fag hags do. Mostly because they are lesbians.
Gaybie – n. a child either adopted by a homosexual couple, a child conceived by a lesbian couple through artificial insemination, or a child carried by a surrogate for a homosexual couple.
Gold-star – adj. describing a lesbian who has never had sexual intercourse with a male
Being a gold-star lesbian is an excellent method of birth control.
Hasbian (submitted by K) – n. A former lesbian who is now in a heterosexual relationship.
Usage from The L Word:
PEGGY PEABODY: I was a lesbian in 1974.
BETTE: Just 1974?
PEGGY: Just 1974. That was all I needed.
BETTE: Well, you know, that is what we refer to as a “has-bian.”
Hundred Footer (submitted by Kennishah) – n. a lesbian one can notice from 100 ft. away
Lensbian – n. a woman who engages in lesbian behavior overtly soley for the camera
Usage: While some believe Lohan had genuine feelings for Samantha, most of the American public insist that Lindsey is nothing more than a lensbian.
Lesbro – n. A non-creepy straight guy who really just wants to hang with the dykes.
LUG (lesbian until Graduation) – n. the dorm roommate experimenter who stops lesbian encounters after college.
LURD (lesbian until release date) – n. a female inmate who, do to the lack of men in prison, resort to lesbianism
Noodle (submitted by Val) – n. a curious straight woman. Straight until she is wet. Also, Spaghetti. (ty, Arimarie)
Pillow princess – n. a lesbian who is more than willing to receive oral sex from a woman, but not at all willing to perform oral sex on another woman
Platinum-star – adj. describing a lesbian who has not even kissed a male
Usage: She was a platinum star lesbian who wondered what it was like to kiss someone with a mustache.
Pumps (submitted by Kennishah) – n. femme
Pants (submitted by Kennishah) - n. butch
Sport fishing – v. when a straight girl flirts with a lesbian with no intention of following through, testing whether or not she can get a lesbian want her. Called sport fishing because no one eats any fish.
U-haul – v. to move in with another lesbian woman after only dating or barely knowing the woman
Usage: The problem with Kathleen and Nina was they moved too fast; they totally u-hauled after a week of knowing each other.
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hasbian?
Posted by k | June 24, 2011, 10:49 amnoodle?
Posted by Val | June 24, 2011, 1:32 pm@K: Great one! We’ll be adding that one asap!
@Val: Noodle? Lol, please enlighten us.
Posted by Vivian | June 24, 2011, 2:47 pmmy gf Tina defines noodle as: “curious straight woman. Straight until wet.”
Posted by Val | June 24, 2011, 4:29 pmFLA…
dykenomics…
fruit fly…
Posted by L | July 5, 2011, 3:07 pmL, please enlighten us on FLA and Dykeonomics. I think I know but you never really know.
Posted by Vivian | July 7, 2011, 4:14 pmFLA = future lesbians of america
(you know, the girls who look like they’re one girl crush away from memorizing every indigo girls song lyric)
dykenomics = this one I’ve heard a lot of definitions for, but the most general is ‘the way lesbians interact, work, and exist’ – too basic for me. it’s basically ‘gay rules’?
another one to add…
faux mo = straight girls who act/look/seem interested in being gay, but are as straight as they come
Posted by L | July 7, 2011, 4:47 pmFantastic! Thank you, L
Posted by Vivian | July 7, 2011, 5:11 pmPumps- femme
Pants – butch
Posted by Kennishah | July 8, 2011, 12:00 pmHundred footer – you can tell she’s gay from 100 feet away
Posted by Kennishah | July 8, 2011, 12:04 pmThank you Kennishah, they’ve been added to the collection.
Posted by Vivian | July 14, 2011, 12:13 amFutch
Bem
From Karen Williams at Michigan Women’s Music Festival
Posted by Dig | August 15, 2011, 3:56 pmCan someone come up with a term for a women who has lived a hetero life, felt she has “possibly” been a lesbain, and after being with a women has crossed over. Yes, myself : )
Posted by Jen | September 2, 2011, 3:45 pmI’ll look into it Jen.
Until then….congrats
Posted by Casey | September 7, 2011, 5:40 amThanks Casey! : )
Posted by Jen | September 9, 2011, 2:23 pmSpagetti- straight women/girls until you get them hot and wet.
Posted by arimarie | October 10, 2011, 2:58 pmArimarie – that’s a good one. We’ll post it next to Noodle on the list.
Posted by Vivian | October 13, 2011, 2:53 pmI was playing scrabble with my ex recently and we decided to play using only made up words that we also had to define. My word, and my favorite for the game, is WHORN. It means worn out from whoring around.
Posted by Karen | November 22, 2011, 2:32 pmI have a question OF an abbrev.
D.F.W?
Thanks
Posted by megan | December 11, 2011, 3:12 pmHilarious my fave is FLA!!!
Posted by Jai | January 12, 2012, 12:59 pm