Dyke-tionary

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Chapstick – n. a femme lesbian who maintains minimally

Cliterfearance – v. the lesbian version of cock-blocking (also known as a ‘Beaver-Dam’.

Dykealike/Doppelbanger – n. dating a woman who looks just like you/morphs into another version of you.

Dyke-o-nomics (submitted by L) – n. the way lesbians interact, work, and exist.

Faux Mo (submitted by L) – n. straight girls who act/look/seem interested in being queer, but are as straight as they come. Bummer.

FLA (submitted by L) – n. future lesbians of America (also known as “baby dykes”)

Fruit Fly (submitted by L) – n. A woman who is friends with a gay or bisexual man but who does not have an interest in seducing them like many fag hags do. Mostly because they are lesbians.

Gaybie – n. a child either adopted by a homosexual couple, a child conceived by a lesbian couple through artificial insemination, or a child carried by a surrogate for a homosexual couple.

Gold-star – adj. describing a lesbian who has never had sexual intercourse with a male
Being a gold-star lesbian is an excellent method of birth control.

Hasbian (submitted by K) – n. A former lesbian who is now in a heterosexual relationship.
Usage from The L Word:

PEGGY PEABODY: I was a lesbian in 1974.
BETTE: Just 1974?
PEGGY: Just 1974. That was all I needed.
BETTE: Well, you know, that is what we refer to as a β€œhas-bian.”

Hundred Footer (submitted by Kennishah) – n. a lesbian one can notice from 100 ft. away

Lensbian – n. a woman who engages in lesbian behavior overtly soley for the camera
Usage: While some believe Lohan had genuine feelings for Samantha, most of the American public insist that Lindsey is nothing more than a lensbian.

Lesbro – n. A non-creepy straight guy who really just wants to hang with the dykes.

LUG (lesbian until Graduation) – n. the dorm roommate experimenter who stops lesbian encounters after college.

LURD (lesbian until release date) – n. a female inmate who, do to the lack of men in prison, resort to lesbianism

Noodle (submitted by Val) – n. a curious straight woman. Straight until she is wet. Also, Spaghetti. (ty, Arimarie)

Pillow princess – n. a lesbian who is more than willing to receive oral sex from a woman, but not at all willing to perform oral sex on another woman

Platinum-star – adj. describing a lesbian who has not even kissed a male
Usage: She was a platinum star lesbian who wondered what it was like to kiss someone with a mustache.

Pumps (submitted by Kennishah) – n. femme

Pants (submitted by Kennishah) – n. butch

Sport fishing – v. when a straight girl flirts with a lesbian with no intention of following through, testing whether or not she can get a lesbian want her. Called sport fishing because no one eats any fish.

U-haul – v. to move in with another lesbian woman after only dating or barely knowing the woman
Usage: The problem with Kathleen and Nina was they moved too fast; they totally u-hauled after a week of knowing each other.

Discussion

40 Responses to “Dyketionary”

  1. hasbian?

    Posted by k | June 24, 2011, 10:49 am
  2. noodle?

    Posted by Val | June 24, 2011, 1:32 pm
  3. @K: Great one! We’ll be adding that one asap!

    @Val: Noodle? Lol, please enlighten us.

    Posted by Vivian | June 24, 2011, 2:47 pm
  4. my gf Tina defines noodle as: “curious straight woman. Straight until wet.”

    Posted by Val | June 24, 2011, 4:29 pm
  5. FLA…
    dykenomics…
    fruit fly…

    Posted by L | July 5, 2011, 3:07 pm
  6. L, please enlighten us on FLA and Dykeonomics. I think I know but you never really know.

    Posted by Vivian | July 7, 2011, 4:14 pm
  7. FLA = future lesbians of america
    (you know, the girls who look like they’re one girl crush away from memorizing every indigo girls song lyric)

    dykenomics = this one I’ve heard a lot of definitions for, but the most general is ‘the way lesbians interact, work, and exist’ – too basic for me. it’s basically ‘gay rules’?

    another one to add…
    faux mo = straight girls who act/look/seem interested in being gay, but are as straight as they come

    Posted by L | July 7, 2011, 4:47 pm
  8. Fantastic! Thank you, L πŸ™‚

    Posted by Vivian | July 7, 2011, 5:11 pm
  9. Pumps- femme
    Pants – butch

    Posted by Kennishah | July 8, 2011, 12:00 pm
  10. Hundred footer – you can tell she’s gay from 100 feet away

    Posted by Kennishah | July 8, 2011, 12:04 pm
  11. Thank you Kennishah, they’ve been added to the collection. πŸ™‚

    Posted by Vivian | July 14, 2011, 12:13 am
  12. Futch
    Bem

    From Karen Williams at Michigan Women’s Music Festival

    Posted by Dig | August 15, 2011, 3:56 pm
  13. Can someone come up with a term for a women who has lived a hetero life, felt she has “possibly” been a lesbain, and after being with a women has crossed over. Yes, myself : )

    Posted by Jen | September 2, 2011, 3:45 pm
  14. I’ll look into it Jen.
    Until then….congrats

    Posted by Casey | September 7, 2011, 5:40 am
  15. Thanks Casey! : )

    Posted by Jen | September 9, 2011, 2:23 pm
  16. Spagetti- straight women/girls until you get them hot and wet.

    Posted by arimarie | October 10, 2011, 2:58 pm
  17. Arimarie – that’s a good one. We’ll post it next to Noodle on the list. πŸ™‚

    Posted by Vivian | October 13, 2011, 2:53 pm
  18. I was playing scrabble with my ex recently and we decided to play using only made up words that we also had to define. My word, and my favorite for the game, is WHORN. It means worn out from whoring around.

    Posted by Karen | November 22, 2011, 2:32 pm
  19. I have a question OF an abbrev.
    D.F.W?
    Thanks

    Posted by megan | December 11, 2011, 3:12 pm
  20. Hilarious my fave is FLA!!!

    Posted by Jai | January 12, 2012, 12:59 pm
  21. So, i’m like a year late, but whatever…

    @Jen – how’s about this for the term: Hasbetero? As in, a Has-been Hetero πŸ˜‰

    Posted by Tina C | September 20, 2012, 9:56 am
  22. I love hasbian and lensbian.

    Thanks

    Posted by Pink | September 23, 2012, 5:22 pm
  23. In my hometown they called switch lesbians “verse”. I imagine it was short for versatile in and out of the bedroom. I just always grew up with the understanding that I was a verse lesbian.

    Posted by Jessica | October 25, 2012, 3:33 pm
  24. Twat Block, would pair with cliterference.

    Posted by Brittany | January 25, 2013, 9:59 am
  25. Lol – that one’s going in. Thank you Brittany.

    Posted by Vivian | January 25, 2013, 10:53 am
  26. twat block = twat swat πŸ™‚ maybe list a “synonyms” section hehehe

    Posted by Leah | January 25, 2013, 3:12 pm
  27. Also, Clam Slam which is similar to cliterfearance πŸ™‚

    Posted by CJ | May 17, 2013, 5:56 pm
  28. Fagnetic Attraction!

    n. : The impalpable force which draws the gays towards each other in coffeeshops, on trains platforms, and in crowds of any kind. Frequently “coincidental,” when one or more parties are reeeeally cute…

    Posted by Cat | May 20, 2013, 10:02 pm
  29. Toaster oven… Sleeping with a woman who has slept with men but not a woman. Comes from the day when you went into a bank and opened a new account you got a toaster oven.

    Posted by griffin | September 3, 2013, 12:21 am
  30. My lesbian best friend calls me a “Hesbian” as another term for lesbro. Thought I’d throw that out there. Loved this reading very enlightening.

    Posted by Josh | April 11, 2014, 9:00 pm
  31. Just today I was hacking out an email and the word I used to describe the evolution of coming to grips with/becoming Lesbian was “Lesvolution”. : )

    Posted by Outrider17 | February 17, 2015, 10:16 am
  32. How about
    Stud?
    Stone?
    BITS? (Butch in the streets…)
    Stemme?

    Posted by Miranda | March 8, 2015, 12:30 pm
  33. Shane

    definition: An attractive, hip, masculine of center lesbian who hooks up with a lot of women (or could if she wanted to.)

    Usage: “Look at all of the girls talking to Jen.”

    “Yeah, she’s a shane. It happens every time we go out.”

    Posted by AJ | December 14, 2015, 6:14 am
  34. I too would like a term for woman who’ve dated men for most of my adult life without finding the right one. Only to realize I was looking in the worng….pond. Guity.

    Posted by Kristie | June 6, 2016, 7:48 pm
  35. How about Alpha?

    Posted by Adrianna | June 22, 2016, 8:49 pm
  36. I’ve always used, and heard, the term Gaybie to define fresh (young) gays. “Aww you’re just a Gaybie”!
    I wanna hear a term for when a lesbian has a man crush, because as a woman, it feels weird saying, “I have a man crush on blank”.

    Posted by Fox | August 28, 2016, 11:14 pm
  37. Umm Carl, if they are a lesbian…they aren’t wanting face from a man. Lol

    Posted by Fox | August 28, 2016, 11:16 pm
  38. how have I just now found this site? anyways I feel this needs to be a bigger thing like maybe talking to AfterEllen and getting m more terms. πŸ™‚

    Posted by Kaitlin | January 31, 2017, 2:11 pm
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